Total Medals Earned: 628 (From 137 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,695 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/450 points)
Dont use slow motion in a level
Get a flawless run
Collect all the stars in a level
Get the clone to the end of a level
Beat 10 levels
Shoot an enemy 45 times
Destroy 8 rockets in one level
Beat all the levels
Beat 20 levels
Medals Earned: 7/18 (130/805 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 29/32 (380/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (160/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
really? A medal?
joy joy joyride
up up in the air
you've collected: a few stars
you've collected: a bunch of stars
you've collected: ALL STARS. You should be proud now!